A Voyage South

Jul. 23rd, 2025 05:53 am
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On the early morning of Wednesday the twenty-third of July, just before the heat of summer could creep in and make the work all the more miserable, a crew at least a dozen strong started work on preparing a zee-clipper at Wolfstack Docks. As the city began to awaken, the Enigmatic First Mate waited at the gangway for the people described. The first came as an apologetic, yet promising letter promptly delivered to the Captain, but the rest were yet to be seen.

When the rest did finally arrive, the First Mate instructed the crew to disengage the gangway and await with the guests on the deck.

The ship was somewhat outdated, still equipped with sails and rigging that most modern clippers didn't feel they needed anymore. Engines were effective enough to run the ships of the Unterzee to and fro without the assistance of the rare and stiff winds, but earlier vessels from just after the Fall still relied on that rare wind to take those early engines just a little bit farther. For someone of taste, class, and good means, these ships and their modern copies were a sort of aesthetic piece, the complex appearance calling to mind days of old, when galleons commanded the seas above. This ship, however, was no majestic galleon. It was old and rusted in parts and so much had been replaced in the years gone by that it was bordering on being called a different ship entirely. But she was still afloat and that was all that really mattered.

With everyone gathered, boots echoed on the metal hull in slightly limping step and stopped at the railing of the quarter deck. The heels clicked together with authority and the Enigmatic First Mate called out to the spar deck: "Attention! Captain on deck!"

To the guests about the zee-clipper, this was no captain, but a doctor of the morbid arts, a mortician, dressed for a new role and wearing the expression of a man more suited to it. "At ease and welcome aboard the Rigor Mortis. To some familiar faces in the crowd, I need not introduce myself, but introductions are not for the familiar. You may refer to me as Captain Malodrema or simply Captain. Our heading? South, to Carnelian Port and the Mountain of Light that overlooks it."

(OOC: This will be operated somewhat like the classes wherein different sections are marked with comments and guests are free to interact in those sections! Unlike the the classes, the contents of these sections will be noted in the starting comments themselves. Have fun!)
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The door to the Piper's lab - more of a large closet, honestly - banged open, finally revealing their, er, "lab assistant."

"You're late." Piper yawned, peeling their face up from their desk. "I almost ended up in Parabola the old-fashioned way."

"Well, I'm glad to see you weren't having fun without me." The Struggling Artist smiled, placing a jar of Prisoner's Honey on the desk with an unnecessary flourish.

"How could I have fun without you?" Piper rolled their eyes.

It was rude, but the Artist just laughed. No amount of insults or sarcasm could push the annoying bugger away. Piper couldn't decide if that quality was endearing or obnoxious.

It was a relatable enough quality that they tried to consider it the former.

"Thanks," they added belatedly, rubbing their eyes. They really should have gone home earlier. They weren't going to get any more research done at this rate.

"You're quite welcome. I accept tips if you are pleased with my service." The Artist bowed.

Piper snorted.

"Don't drink alcohol after eating Ink Caps. There's a tip." Speaking of drinks -

They poured a cup of tea from their thermos - one of the special blends the Diligent Rodent had dropped by when she was leaving for the evening. This iteration of C3 no longer numbed the hands, and instead numbed the sleep deprivation headache they had coming on. At the Artist's expectant look, the Piper poured him a cup too.

"You are ever so kind, my love," he said.

"Don't call me that." Piper grimaced.

"Oh, you know I don't mean it." He waved, managing to spill a bit of tea on the concrete floor.

"I know. And thank hell for that." They sighed. Normally they find his over-the-top, meaningless flirting more entertaining than annoying. "Sorry. Rough week."

The memories of class hadn't faded, likely due to the Correspondence symbol involved. Just their luck.

"Romance troubles?" The Artist scooted his chair closer, always eager for some gossip. "Do you need some pointers in seduction? I would be happy to teach you a lesson or two."

"You know I seduced you, right?"

"Hm. That's not how I remember it." He scratched his mustache.

Piper frowned. They'd rather not pit their memory against anyone else's right now.

"It doesn't matter, because I don't need help. I... didn't mean to 'seduce' anyone. And I didn't. I..."

They sighed, running a hand down their face before taking another long sip of tea.

"Did you ever actually love me?" they blurted.

The Artist blinked.

"Ah. Hm. Would you like an honest answer, or a polite one?"

"Honest."

"Then no."

A breath of relief. Of course, even if he had, the Piper still shouldn't have felt bad about using him. It was his own fault for foolishly letting any fluttery emotions get the best of him.

But now that the Piper had felt those emotions, even if only briefly... well. It just. It didn't feel right. To consider anyone else weak for having them. Or for wanting them.

"You were a great deal of fun. You still are," the Artist said, as if trying to soften the blow. "Your critiques of my work were always... ah, inspiring." He grimaced.

His art still wasn't good. Piper didn't bother telling him that right now, though.

"Why do you ask? I haven't managed to seduce you again, have I?" He tilted his head, trying to give them his best leer.

It was comical enough to make Piper laugh.

"In your dreams." They knocked back another swig of tea.

"Speaking of dreams, why don't you get some rest? I honestly expected you to have left by the time I returned."

"Then why did you even bother coming back?" Piper always locked up the lab when they left. Unless they forgot. ...Naturally, they forgot a lot.

He shrugged. "Nothing better to do."

Ugh. He really was pathetic. They were some kind of match, weren't they? Two fellows too annoying for anyone else to handle long-term. Using anyone who hadn't yet wizened up.

Did he ever want to be different? Could Piper ever be different?

Despite everything, or because of it, they weren't actually close. Piper didn't want to hear whatever answer the Artist might have. They weren't sure which was scarier: if they were destined to always be this way, or if they could change, and just weren't diligent enough to.

"You should stop scowling. You'll get wrinkles," the Artist said.

The Piper scowled harder on principle.

"Not like anyone could see them." They tapped their mask.

"Ah, but you will, won't you?"

"Bold of you to assume this isn't my real face."

It was. The skin beneath was the false persona. The Artist had never seen it, and never would.

"Alright, scowl all you wish. If you can't take constructive criticism from an expert on beauty, that's none of my concern." He set his empty teacup on the desk, then stood and stretched. "Goodnight, Piper. I won't bother telling you to get some beauty sleep."

"Same to you." They waved him off, and he chuckled as he left.

Piper had to shut the door behind him. Inconsiderate prick.

They rubbed their forehead. The C3 wasn't doing a very good job this time.


A Visit From The Tailor RP

Jul. 20th, 2025 04:37 pm
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The Brash Devil had brought out a bunch of clothing to the living room, setting them on the (newly cleaned and reupholstered) couch.

"Is this enough?" Devil asked Maven, who was setting the tableware while the water was beginning to boil.

"I think that's plenty honey," Maven said with a smile as she looked up.

Pepper, their formerly grubby kitten, tried to jump on the couch and mess with the clothes.

"Ugh, Pepper no," Devil lightly scolded cat, picking her up and placing her on a chair, "Go be a little menace to Jane."

Maven scoffed as she started walking back to the kitchen, "Oh thanks for that."

Devil just sent her an impish smirk back before looking back at the clothes. Shirts, pants, gloves, scarves, and boots were somewhat organized, as well as his Whitsun coat and his old coat slung over the back.

"... Shoot, forgot belts," he made a quick run to the bedroom to get a few belts.

Maven just chuckled a little as she heard him walking up the stairs, "Oh honey..."

Promenade Invite

Jul. 20th, 2025 08:14 am
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 At a given time, The Undistinguished Pupil was hard at work setting something up at a set location between the districts of Spite and Veilgarden. The place had been cased out pretty well on a handful of other jobs and extracurricular events aside so it would be unlikely any of the treading civilians below the purview of the roofs would be bothering them. They had even started prep early, knowing that SURELY Maven at least would want to arrive to an appointment early, being as mannerly as she was. 

The Pupil now treaded the tops of some booksellers shop and a niche collectors shop, hopping over wooden boards long since set up by urchins for easy mobility between the dividers up top and keeping an eye out around the street back of the shop where they had actually told a certain Maven and Devil to traverse. Surely this was trespassing, but The Pupil hoped the duo would be cool about it and not ask or think too hard about the escapades of the afternoon SURELY because their hospitality as a host would be far to grand and blow them out of the metaphorical waters because they were in for a surprise !

 

A dream about a roof...

Jul. 19th, 2025 07:45 pm
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You dream you are circling the roof of the Foreign Office. Your wings are wide expanses of void, drops of light beaded through like dew. You're hungry, hungry like there's a hole in you that needs filling, like pain aching and wide. The roof is empty: there are no singing children, no little birds. The body of the building looks like a hollow ribcage from here, the bones laced through with ribbon and lace like viscera. You could peel it off with your talons, claim it all for yourself. Would it sate you?

Would anything sate you?

Why does the empty roof fill you with a rage?

(Don't they know what you are? Don't they know what you could do? You could slice it into perfect strips of the finest fabrics, and then shred it further into useless cabbage. No better than stuffing.)

The zee is familiar vastness, reflecting your darkness back to you, shadow on shadow. You drop into the waiting and willing silk, and let it take you. Tangled in its embrace, you perform the Moment and the Act, sing-screaming around the ruined flesh of your prey in your mouth. The emptiness in you gets no lighter. 

-

Having Recurring Dreams: The Hungry Silk is increasing...

Nightmares is increasing... )

A Proposal Borne from Obsession

Jul. 18th, 2025 10:58 pm
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Tularemia knew the scent of the Soft-Hearted Maven and the Brash Devil, knew the ways they walked and the trips they took and the paths they avoided. She was an expert in following scents. The Devoted Huntsman wouldn't take her on hunts and the fighting weasels wouldn't follow her command, if she wasn't. For the time being, however, her skills were put to use as a temporary messenger. Too many scents were risky at the time, the Vake growing bolder in its attacks, and the Morbid Socialite requiring her services for a semester of 'university,' whatever that could mean.

But Tularemia was also enjoying herself. She got treats and scritches and new accessories and all the attention she could ever hope for in addition to a new Hunter friend. And surely they were a Hunter, because their eyes were the same. Finding the Maven and the Devil was merely a matter of following the scent she willingly memorized.

There was really only one issue: getting their attention. She was, even as a predator, remarkably small. One of the most effective hunters in or on Earth compared to her stature, but still found it difficult to get humans' attention. And that's nothing to say for her ability to get into homes when they were so sealed against the Eye-Stealing Spiders. She regularly ate the ones that crawled into her home at night, but most humans weren't so lucky and, so, did their best to seal their houses from intruders, making it next to impossible to either sneak in or grab one's attention at their door or window.

Tularemia settled on just finding them when they were outside, in the open.
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Benthic Department ofCryptomycology
 Subterranean Mycology
Laboratory XI
Authorised personel only
Nur Mitarbeiter
N'y pense même pas
EYE PROTECTION MANDATORY PAST THIS POINT
 
Despite this ominous warning, the Mycologist takes a deep breath and cracks the door open, although he does put his goggles on.
"Welcome to my little kingdom," he beams at the Piper and in a sweeping motion indicates the laboratory.

It is far from a cold, sterile place. Almost every surface bears a terrarium or a Petri plate, each with some kind of a mushroom or at least a mold. The far end holds a low tank with two lab rats. One is nibbling on a sandwich, the other is shrugging back into its lab coat and climbing up to have a yet another go at the soil samples.
A nearby plate with an adhesive surface is measuring the amount of spores in the air - it is fairly low, considered the place is a bit of a jungle.

"Thou dostn't have to worry about the eyewear; we've concluded the retina experiment a few months ago. But it keeps most of the nosy students out, so we've kept the sign."

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The journey to the Soft-Eyed Mycologist's lodgings leads from the University across the river, and then twists into the very streets of the Bazaar. Into the parts where back alleys have their own back alleys, where the signs are more discreet, displaying windows dusty or shuttered and where most Londoners realize that they should have brought a big yarn of twine.
The Mycologist, hand in hand with the Chimeric Professor, walks these mews with the assurance of someone, who is absolutely certain where they are going, and fully expect the streets to collaborate with that premise. Which is half of the trick of navigating around these parts. The other half of the trick is to tire the streets out and let them give up first. Third half of the trick is not to show any sign of fear and to not approach from behind. Applicable as much to the Bazaar as it is to horses.

The streets are a rag-tag gathering of various houses the unifying features of which is rusty bricks and heavy doors. The Mycologist ends up leading the Professor to a house which was notably rather nondescript, save for where a second story would be and turn into an attic, there was a great deal of glass - a dome of a greenhouse. The growth was too thick, however, to see further in, not to mention that the unflattering angle made the glass reflect light and made observations all the more difficult for it.
The brass plaque on the door is warm to touch. It doesn't provide a name, but it promises expertise consultations with legal and security matters. A smaller plaque, slightly newer, kindly asks all WaDMoF submission to be left in the mail and submissions exceeding in volume the capacity of the mail slot to be sent to the Benthic Department of Subterranean Mycology (Formerly Benthic Department of Cryptomycology), laboratory XI.
An unhelpful graffiti adds that for office hours of this place one ought to contact Madame Shoshana.

The heavy door gives way to a small entry room which is dark and barren except for a deserted coat hanger. Ignoring both door leading further in, the Mycologist makes his way up the narrow and creaking staircase without as much as his footstep making a sound.
On the first landing he gives the first door on his left a hefty kick; "There is a trick to it, the frame has sagged," he explains.
Beyond the door is a hoard. Well, it is a living room, but it is buried under, well, everything. Mostly books and papers, but there are also pretty teacups (there is a handful that comes in pair, but most doesn't), stray pieces of bones and glim and even a few chunks of amber at this point permanently fused with the table. And of course the mushroom pots. Every horizontal surface has at least one on it. es, that includes the sofa and the armchair.

"Make thyself comfortable wherever. If it looks like a religious text, please move it not."
There is a hearth. Despite the false summer, it has a fire going on. And in spite of that, the house feels... quite chilly, actually.
The Mycologist throws his gloves and jacket over a beautiful and severely overgrown russula, and adds some coal to the fire. The room is nto warmer for it, but at least it gets the kettle going.
"While the water heats up... Ask, and I promise to answer truthfully."

After the Tailor left...

Jul. 13th, 2025 10:22 pm
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and the window was empty of their visage, the Devoted Huntsman considered what had happened and rubbed their neck. "That was... a bit much, wasn't it?"

The Morbid Socialite rose with a strained sigh, his spouse moving to his side immediately to help him up. "If it wasn't you, it was going to be Dinah or someone else and they would have run just the same. Like a skittish animal." Upon standing, the Huntsman wrapped their arms behind the Socialite, gentle of his injuries, and kissed his neck. "But you should have seen it, Enoch, I was reaching them. Maybe, if I had been a tad clearer or more loving or... I'm not sure. But the look on their face, they were opening up, we were communicating."

The Huntsman swayed their Socialite gently to an unheard music. "Something like how you looked after our first five free evenings together when you realized I wasn't about to bite off your head for using the wrong spoon or talking about your new favorite horror novella?"

"Something like that... I was so close, Enoch. I nearly... It nearly... I felt..." The Socialite sighed, closing his eyes and swaying with his lover.

The Huntsman was silent for a long moment before speaking up. "They won't replace Persephone."

The Socialite halted, about ready to turn and snap. "That is not what this is about! They're not meant to replace her! I wouldn't- I'm not so shallow as to believe a person can stand in place of another. But... But it cauterizes the wound. The raw ache of her loss doesn't feel so burning when I can take care of another."

"When you can still feel like a father?"

The Socialite said nothing to this, but sighed into the hold. His thumb played along the arm of his Huntsman, thinking. "They remind me something of myself..." When the Huntsman didn't respond, the Socialite correctly took it as room to continue. "Before I became someone, before I learned to remove the costume. Having grown without proper guidance or protection, with a feeling of regret for the simple crime of existing. They're not Persephone, that much is evident. But they still feel like mine..."

"Better late than never."

"I just hope it's not too late..." The Socialite hummed into his lover's chest, feeling their head on his shoulder. "If you stain my nice shirt, I'm sending you to the Boatman myself."

The Huntsman sighed and held their lover tighter. "Not if your knife never reaches me."

"You're a menace."

"And you're a snob."

"I love you dearly."

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